so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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