I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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