is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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