Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
