I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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