Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
ok first of all what the fuck
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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