Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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