I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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