love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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