Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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