I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?