Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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