Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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