Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.

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(310): View more from California

your room smells of hookers.

(904): View more from Florida

And success

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(806): View more from Texas

Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

you would pick up someone in the library

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(305): View more from Florida

We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.

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(631): View more from New York

Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society

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(941): View more from Florida

We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.

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