Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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