can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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