no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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