Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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