She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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