I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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