If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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