i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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