nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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