Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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