Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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Your cock deserves a montage
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it