I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio