you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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