yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Randomize