yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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