there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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