Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out