I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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You are the jesus of drinking
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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