Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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