Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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