He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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