Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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