i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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