I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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