im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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