She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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