White coat. Heels.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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