Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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