we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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