sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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