I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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