Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
nutella sex= disaster
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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