What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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