consequently i now know what mace tastes like
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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