So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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