Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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