I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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