So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She's the barista slut.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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