I wanna bring you to show and tell
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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