margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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