A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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